Fuck it's so true I'm dying

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god did we actually manage to get them to finally leave the fucking picture area

Edited (leave stewart alone you monsters) 2018-02-21 02:20 am (UTC)

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Oh my god they probably could've set up camp there. Made Stewart their butler. If only they'd stayed. Then the whole power outage could've been avoided.

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the next morning rosy made sure to tell danny the kidnapping ordeal was 100% his fault

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Danny's going to take Stewart under his wing, now. Very obviously. Especially while Rosy is watching. Teach him how to be a real criminal. But he's going to call him Stanley because he can't be assed to remember the kid's name.

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i just had to check and see how long that thread was in gdocs and it's six pages. danny's existed for like five minutes. can you imagine if you'd let him exist for an entire year.

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Someone would've killed him by now to spare us.

Okay but I just checked and would you believe that I posted intro posts for Danny and Dimi on the same day one year apart? Which means that by the end of the game he's almost definitely going to get up to some fucking dumb shit.

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oh my god.

he's going to die in the woods.

because someone has to save him in endgame and they just put him back.

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Thank God. That person is The Hero We Need.

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